Songs at bathtime

My boys have a bathtime ritual. Munchkin sings along to Daddy's choice of song for the evening whilst the former is being cleaned and spruced ready for bedtime. The song choice is extensive ranging from the very traditional like "Twinkle, twinkle little (mon)star" to some strange dance tunes which require big fish, little fish, cardboard box actions. Last night's choice however was a little more....well, I will leave you to make your own mind up. It went (to the tune ot 10 green bottles):

Ten green duckies, swimming in the pond,
Ten green duckies, swimming in the pond,
And if one green duckie, should accidently get shot....and DIE
There'll be nine green duckies, swimming in the pond.

As the countdown continued, the duckies were eliminated as follows:

And if one green duckie, accidently gets strangled by fishing line....and DIE
And if two green duckies came out as gay and flew off together to make home

It was all concluded with

And if one green duckie, got infected with H5N1 Avian flu....and DIED....there will be no green duckies swimming in the pond.

Alternative.....and it gets the job done...for now anyway. Wonder what the juke box selection will be tonight?