Munchkin: No, not kiss Ah Ma
Parent : Why not?
Munchkin: Not like her freckles, take your freckles off please Ah Ma. Then I kiss you
Munchkin: Can I lick him?
Parent: Who?
Munchkin: Uncle Sam the chock-lit man. He made of chok-lit
Munchkin: Daddy, where the roof?
Daddy: Roof?
Munchkin: The roof over my head.
(N.B. Munchkin's parents have, in an attempt to instill a strong work ethic in Munchkin, told him that they have to go to work to provide adequate shelter and food for him)
Munchkin: I want to go on the Smelly-o-la
Munchkin's bedtime reading this week is Treasure Island and is very impressed with the good ship Hispaniola
Munchkin: I am going into the bath with spiderman
Mummy: Why?
Munchkin: Cos I want to baptise spiderman
Munchkin: Where the font?
Mummy: There it is
Munchkin: Is water in it?
Mummy: Yes there will be later
Munchkin: Where the tap, mummy?
Munchkin (dragging Hayley the bear along): I going to the other room
Daddy: Why are you going there?
Munchkin: Cos you will laugh at me in here
Daddy: No we won't. stay in here
Munchkin: No Daddy. Is PRIVATE.
1 comment:
The last of those comments is absolutely hilarious. Enjoyed that immensely. Very clever little boy!
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