Do unto others......

To set the scene, picture this. One small human being is rummaging through his changing bag and manages to secure the following items:

• 1 nappy
• 1 nappy sack
• 2 pieces of cotton wool
• 1 changing mat

After contemplating his very successful haul, he sets to work on a task...well, a task that only he would think wise.

Enter the cat. The cat is lying flat out on the foot stool when it notices the small human being approaching with the abovementioned items. The cat, against her own better judgement, chooses to ignore him.

The small human lays the changing mat down and beckons to the cat. The cat ignores the small human being. Undeterred, the small human being "encourages" the cat onto the out spread mat. The cat relents (hoping that it would be left alone). The small human being has other ideas. He proceeds to attempt to "Wipe Mishi's bottom, Mummy!" very thoroughly with the cotton wool. The cat, amazingly, consents.

The small human being then starts to unfold the nappy (after having disposed of the "dirty" cotton wool into the nappy sack). "Put the nappy on Mishi's bottom, now" "Put the bottom on the nappy, Mishi, please"

The cat takes one look at the small human and the flailing nappy. The cat saw the open door, te cat leapt out of the open door. The small human being is left....nappy in hand....wondering what went wrong. "Maybe Mishi not smelly at all, Mummy" he concluded. The end!