12 June 2009

Drive Safely

Picture this. Two people. My Munchkin and I are bumbling down the road on the way home.

Munchkin: Mummy, be very careful
Me: Why?
Munchkin: Lots a cars, Mummy. On da road.
Me: There are aren't there? Lots of cars
Munchkin: Going beddy (very) fast, mummy.
Munchkin: Going on da motey-way (motorway)
Munchkin: Stop Mummy. At the light.
Me: What colour is the light?
Munchkin: Wed (Red is the colour of the week......everything is red. Last week it was Green)
Munchkin: Hold on tight now. Going beddy fast
Me: Why have we got to go fast, Munchkin?
Munchkin: Chasing the motey-bike man. 'as a 'elmet on. Chase 'im, Mummy.

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