20 June 2009

Little drowned mouse

Daddy: What are you doing, Munchkin?
Munchkin: Getting the mouse
Daddy: What's happening to the mouse?
Munchkin: Putting 'im in the water.
Daddy: What will happen to him in the water?
Munchkin: Float. Putting 'im for a little (s)wim. All wet now. Get 'im a towel

Exit Munchkin to get a towel

Munchkin: Dry 'im all up. Drowned 'im.

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