Another example......

of "special" mummy photography....if you could call it that. How unflattering is that? Mummy needs to manage my expectations better. She needs to go on a course, I think. From now on I think I will only let Daddy take my photo. I find that if I make myself go all red in the face, the camera soon gets put away. This is then followed with a load of talk using words like stinky Munchkin. That again is not my fault. If they would feed me lentils what on earth do they expect? Mummy does have a benchmark in Daddy's reaction to lentils. Goodness only knows why she has yet to make the connection. Has the woman not heard of the phrase "Like father, like son?"